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Brain Damage and Bucky Barnes →

buckycamehome:

So, I want to talk about how memory works. Every time we remember something, our brain accesses the various pieces that make up the memory in question: sight, smell, taste, sound, etc. Each of these bits is stored in different areas of the brain. This means that every time you recall something,…

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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

Okay… As a guy, I can honestly say that I’ve experienced “blue balls” before. I can also tell you that it was NOT caused by getting a boner for a few minutes without release. In my experience, it’s caused by a prolonged state of arousal without release. It’s real, but it’s definitely not a fucking excuse to guilt someone into getting you off. If they’re not ready or just don’t want to, then go jack off somewhere and take care of your damn self.

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fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

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Scooby-fucking-doo. 

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I feel like I edited this. Probably wrong. WGAF.

I feel like I edited this. Probably wrong. WGAF.

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cecilbdementor asked: I just started tearing up when I saw your name on my dash. I'm so happy.


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IS THIS NEW? I am awful. ILY. 

— 2 weeks ago with 3 notes

Do you ever just write things. And then no one. Nothing. 

— 2 weeks ago

Oh wait it was only a year ago that I MENTALLY checked out. I’ve actually been here since then. 

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