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cecilbdementor asked: the space sloth though I need it


Answer:

lovealetterbomb:

Space Sloth: The Movie

Coming this Fall

— 22 hours ago with 5 notes
#SPIRIT ANAL 

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

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— 1 day ago with 106397 notes

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

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— 1 day ago with 359672 notes

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

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— 1 day ago with 39033 notes

koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

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— 1 day ago with 278113 notes

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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— 1 day ago with 451243 notes

Here’s the thing about Josh that I identify with. People are always talking about how super smart he is but then in interviews he kind of makes me cringe sometimes. Either he’s REALLY REALLY CALCULATED or he gets flustered and sounds like a country boy dork. I hope it’s the latter. 

— 1 day ago with 4 notes
lifeloveanddance asked: He's having a good time. Probably catching up on lost years. LOL.


Answer:

Pretty sure everybody needs to catch up on at least a few lost sombrero years. True fax. 

— 2 days ago with 2 notes

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What is that boy doing now.

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What is that boy doing now.

(Source: joshhutchersonnews, via lifeloveanddance)

— 2 days ago with 385 notes
"Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine."

Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

This is so fucking beautiful. I’m crying. Gawh

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— 2 days ago with 93858 notes